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Jesus Creates Limericks! :-)

While my husband was reading a limerick to me, the LORD got his attention about it.

Jesus:  Would you like me to give you a limerick?

Me:  (Remembering that Jesus, in the “Real Conversations with God” book that I compiled told me some jokes.)   Sure!

My husband found pen and paper in order to write it down.

Jesus:  There was a gal from Heaven 

Whose name was Divine

She tripped on her shoe

Said boohoo

Then went Sublime.

Okay… before you groan…wait!  Read on!  There’s more to this….

After WE groaned (yeah, but we didn’t know the rest of the story.)

Jesus asked if we would like another one.

Curious we said, “Sure.”

Jesus:  She was a beauty

He was a prince

They came together

Held each other’s hands

And exclaimed, “Look at this!”

Are you catching this?

The next day, my husband, who is a ponderer, said:  The gal from Heaven is The Bride of Christ from the first limerick.   In the second limerick, holding hands are the Bride and Jesus.

Ah ha! 

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For more topics and what God said about them:

Elisabellas (on Facebook) Encouraging and Enlightening

 

Check out Heaven’s Praise Gallery on FB

"REAL Conversations with God"   books2read.com/u/mgLPqx

 

“Encounters with Angels”  https://books2read.com/u/mlaE0A

 

“The Father Talks About Himself” https://books2read.com/u/4j2JyZ

 

“The Holy Spirit Talks About Himself” https://books2read.com/u/31Y1pw

 

“Talk About Scriptures! A Holy Spirit commentary- Bible Companion https://books2read.com/u/4AK5zd

 

“Yahweh God Talks About His Holy Bible”  https://books2read.com/u/mKyB9B

 

“This Really Happened!”  https://books2read.com/u/mZ5ALy

 

“Jesus Symbols”  https://www.amazon.com/Jesus-Symbols-Coloring-Book-More/dp/1721865322/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1542513509&sr=8-3&keyword

 

For printed copies books; contact DenkendorfPress@gmail.com

 

 

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